Whale vs. Duck

Whaleoil vs Mallard

Update on the challenge.

I have accepted Trevor Mallard‘s challenge. He has rejected stepping in the ring (gutless) but has agreed to a re-match at Sporting Clays though that will have to be after the election. He needs to learn how to shoot and his shoulder is busted.

I don’t really care because I am going to kick his arse in the cycling on August 15 and he will have wrecked himself trying to man up in the cycling.

Just to update readers, today is day one for training and since I don’t yet have a bike sponsor I will have to rely on walking, running and visits to the gym to stationary bike.

So I went for two 10km walks today to get started. I wonder if Trevor managed to even get in his washing from last night? It’s probably still hanging on the line.

Now to line up the following:

  • A bike
  • Some gear to wear
  • A route for the race
  • Helmet cams
  • Chase car (sponsorship deals available)
  • Ambulance (that’s for you Trevor)
  • Support crews (I suppose Trevor will be able to call on the EPMU)
  • A diet
  • An exercise programme (I wonder if I need a rowing machine, probably get one second hand off Trevor)

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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