Avoid Organic Food – it kills

I’ve always had a deep abiding suspicion that “organic” food is bad for you, grown by hippies, fertilised with their crap…turns out I was right.

The terrifying E. coli outbreak in Europe appears to have been caused by vegetable sprouts grown on an organic farm in Germany, an agriculture official said yesterday as the toll climbed to at least 22 dead and more than 2200 ill.

Yep, organic food kills.


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  • titanuranus

    I knew there was a reason I avoided organic veges ,that hippy shit will kill you.
    Got to say a certain amount of schadenfreude came over me when I saw that on the interwebby this evening.

  • spiker

    Read that earlier today. The one news item about that didn’t say the organic word at all, just said it was a farm. I really hate tv news these days, fortunately there is the interweb for us to get the whole story from.

  • oswaldbastable

    Eat food- not what food eats!

  • spiker

    And now it seems that property is not the source of infection. The krauts have no clue..