How about this?

So the Wellywood sign is a dead duck. They are now going to hold a competition for what the sign should say.

Here in Auckland they would form a sneaky committee in secret with members appointed from furtive Len Brown’s secret list of donors then put a sign up with what Len said it should say.

But speaking of aDead Duck…how aboutt his for a sign idea.


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  • michaels

    How about no sign?
    Leave it as a fucking hill!!

    • thor42

      Good call……
      I have two suggestions for the airport –
      a) Donate the money that they were going to spend on the sign to the Chch earthquake fund.
      b) If they feel that they *must* put something there – put up a giant likeness of an alien from “Bad Taste”.
      Preferably the one “giving the finger”. I’m sure you’ve all seen the poster……
      This one here –