I've worked out Mallard's cunning campaign plan

I’ve really been struggling to work out what Labour’s crippled campaign manager is trying to achieve with their crippled campaign plan.

I decided that South Park possibly offered a solution and I was right. I found out Duck’s cunning plan was actually contained in the Gnomes episode.

So here is Duck’s cunning campaign plan:

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Win votes

The problem is that he has yet to work out how to steal underpants effectively without anyone noticing. Perhaps he could ask Darren Hughes for some advice. The good news for Duck is that there are plenty of Mr Garrison‘s in Labour to assist.


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