I've worked out Mallard's cunning campaign plan

I’ve really been struggling to work out what Labour’s crippled campaign manager is trying to achieve with their crippled campaign plan.

I decided that South Park possibly offered a solution and I was right. I found out Duck’s cunning plan was actually contained in the Gnomes episode.

So here is Duck’s cunning campaign plan:

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Win votes

The problem is that he has yet to work out how to steal underpants effectively without anyone noticing. Perhaps he could ask Darren Hughes for some advice. The good news for Duck is that there are plenty of Mr Garrison‘s in Labour to assist.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.