Labour are losers

The Labour party and their leader can’t take a trick.

Seven months out from the election and Maori voters have said they prefer Hone Harawira over Phil Goff and Labour.

They are hopeless losers, they couldn’t even beat Hone Harawira’s motley crew of the indigent with their much vaunted but hopeless “get out the vote” machine.

Then to top off losing to Hone Harawira, Phil Goff goes and makes a great victory speech that is so full of errors as to be embarrassing.

So due to Labour’s incompetence they now face a resurgent hard left with hangers on like Sue Bradford, Matt McCarten and John minto eating into their thin support.

Now all of New Zealand knows that a vote for Phil Goff is a vote for Hone Harawira and who ever he brings to parliament with him. If Helen Clark thought the Maori party were the least cab off the rank and “haters and wreckers” then one can only imagine what Phil Goff must think about having to deal with Hone Harawira now.

It’s a pity though because Kelvin Davis is a good guy who has genuinely achieved in his area of expertise. He will be ruing taking Phil Goff on the election trail with him. The man is the reverse Midas.

Phil Goff photo - Clowns


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  • thor42

    I never thought I’d see a more pathetic Labour leader than Bill Rowling.
    Wrong. Goof beats him hands-down.

  • titanuranus

    These are the type of victories LaBoring can expect for the foreseeable future,by these results this years election will be a landslide win for them( in their own minds).
    Until they dump the Anti-Midas Goof ,DuckedFup and other assorted has-beens from the party and begin to realise that the voting public are not quite as thick as they would like them to be ,they are doomed to be the most “victorious” party in NZ political history.

  • reid

    Hughes gave them the perfect opportunity to dump him, install Mallard who leads then resigns with dignity after the inevitable loss, the dignity bit being that like Moore, it was a less-tragic loss than it would have been under Phil.

    But they didn’t take it and everyday another important piece of the increasingly rickety Liarbore machine clangs to the roadside as it belabours itself sluggishly and erratically up the long, steep, winding, forbidding road, in the middle of winter.



    • heh. Mallard as NZ Liarbore’s Tony Abbott, but without the near-victory (coz Mallard’s too much of a head-kicking thug).

      Of course that’s what they *should* have done if they had any bottle. The problem they’d have then would be, after the November election, who to install as Leader? Three-hats Little? Silent T? That Wanker Jones? The same depth of talent as your average carpark puddle.

      Much like the All Blacks after the Brooke brothers, Fitzpatrick et. al. retired, there was no rejuvenation in Liarbore for 9 long years and now they will pay the price for several more election cycles.

  • lcmortensen

    Whatever hapened to “Stop Hone, Vote Davis”?

    We still have the 2000 special votes to be counted, and the fact there is another election in 5 months.

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