Labour's dirty tricks underway

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The attached was bought for $2 at a school fair. Where precisely? I don’t know, nor do I know where the proceeds are going.

John Key is Awesome

To cut a long story short – it’s a cheap and infantile 20 page booklet that attacks John Key. It’s pretty disgraceful, has a none too subtle stab at the PM’s upbringing, his wealth, his popularity etc etc etc.

You get the idea.

It also includes a piece quoting ficitcious politics student and ‘intern’ Mary-Sue Cartland who apparently ‘felt a moistening in my panties’ at the sight of John Key, who spies on the PM in the shower, and tries to convince him to have an affair with her.

This ‘comic’ would be offensive if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Anyway – this piece of propaganda is claimed by Clive Townsend (his name’s on the second page as the ‘supposed’ author).  He describes Mr Key as ‘our best prime minister since Bill Rowling and maybe our best Jewish Prime Minister since Julius Vogel.’

A quick Google search reveals that in Comic-geek-land.  Clive Townsend collaborates with a guy called Brent Willis, who helpfully confirms for us that he works at the Parliamentary Library.  As those links show, Clive Townsend and Brent Willis even share the same Post Office box and phone contacts.

Who else do we know who used to work in the Parliamentary Library as a neutral public servant?  One Clinton Smith aka Steve Pierson who now works for Phil Goff – who has multiple psuedonyms on the Standard – and was found in breach of electoral laws at the last election for this sort of anti-John Key propaganda.

History repeating?  Labour’s dirty tricks are underway.

UPDATE: A reader has found some images of Brent Willis.

Brent Willis

And here’s the Organisational Chart for the NZ Parliamentary Library from Feb this year, complete with a Brent Willis and Clint Smith.

I wonder how National could rely on anything produced by this cabal of fifth columnists in the parliamentary library.


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  • thor42

    Standard gutter politics by Labour – no big surprise.
    They know damned well that anything they promise would need to be funded by borrowing – far more than is being done at present. So, given that their policy cupboard is empty (it has never been anything else), the gutter is the only place left.
    It suits them……
    The other thing (of course) is that they can make promises **anyway** to the vast majority of their constituents who are boofheads and would vote for Labour even if they saw Goof “getting intimate” with a sheep.

  • titanuranus

    Slow learner?
    No wonder he works for Liarbore.

  • adolffiinkensein

    If any of them had brains, they’d be dangerous. I hope they keep it up and well done for casting some light. Wonder how they’d react to a a visit from a real journalist with some pointed questions for the evening news?

  • titanuranus

    Here is a bit of humour,

    tired old commies bleating.

  • buffalobob

    Is Clinton Smith “Marty G”?

    • Highly likely; Marty G stopped writing for the Standard just at the time when Clinton Smith went to work in the Goffice.

  • Doc

    Clive is definitely an immersed Labour supporter thru and thru, should be writing Darrens defence notes:

    Bring Out the Gimps
    Attack of the Gimps
    Carry on Gimps
    Comic Strippers
    Future Cock
    Blast a sore arse

  • tristanb

    I’ll try not to say something libellous, but Brent Willis looks like the standard image of a [WO: removed]. Balding, big forehead, defensive pose in photo, secretive smirk, monocoloured outfit including brown hat, hiding lower half of body under desk.

  • cadwallader

    These failed clowns can’t even get a job in a proper circus and need to suck on the public tit. Ideal candidates for the next flight to Australia.

  • expat

    Jaysus H Krist! Clint Smith got a fair whalloping from the ugly stick, no wonder he is such and angry sad sack.

    • That is Sonny Thomas. Please get your facts right.