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Just got sent a link to this Trademe advert for a flatmate:

3 bedroom house with 1 bathroom.

Solo mother with one child requires a flatmate but will consider up to 10 people if you all want to share a room. Actually i would probably even rent you the whole blimn house if you choose.

The room for rent is a lovely sunny double room with its own private deck

Reason for Advertising:
I cannot afford to run my household effectively anymore since the IRD accessed that the father of said child need only pay $15.85 per month in child support, after he decided to retire the other week at aged 46 … which naturally gives him more time to finish his tennis court, do a few bits of major earthworks here and there on his rural properties, oh and increase the performance of his racing truck.

I have my own company (did i mention i have to pay him still?), and have foolishly not chosen to sit around on the DPB so a professional of like mind would probably suit.

Please ask me all the questions you need

Pets negotiable, no smokers.

I do like the use of Trademe to send the message to the sperm donor that he is an arse. There is a real problem with Deadbeat Dads in this country. I am coming around to the conclusion that Sheriff Joe has it right on the issue of dead beat parents.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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