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Just got sent a link to this Trademe advert for a flatmate:

3 bedroom house with 1 bathroom.

Solo mother with one child requires a flatmate but will consider up to 10 people if you all want to share a room. Actually i would probably even rent you the whole blimn house if you choose.

The room for rent is a lovely sunny double room with its own private deck

Reason for Advertising:
I cannot afford to run my household effectively anymore since the IRD accessed that the father of said child need only pay $15.85 per month in child support, after he decided to retire the other week at aged 46 … which naturally gives him more time to finish his tennis court, do a few bits of major earthworks here and there on his rural properties, oh and increase the performance of his racing truck.

I have my own company (did i mention i have to pay him still?), and have foolishly not chosen to sit around on the DPB so a professional of like mind would probably suit.

Please ask me all the questions you need

Pets negotiable, no smokers.

I do like the use of Trademe to send the message to the sperm donor that he is an arse. There is a real problem with Deadbeat Dads in this country. I am coming around to the conclusion that Sheriff Joe has it right on the issue of dead beat parents.


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