Mallard hunting

I said I was going hunting this weekend for Mallards and I have delivered. The Beretta AL391 Urika Classic from Hamills Manukau has been booming all weekend.

I have also come up with a new series of blog posts, because H. and J. and K. reckon that there isn’t a problem facing New Zealand that can’t be sorted in maimai while you wait for ducks to drop into the kill zone.

Whaleoil hunting Mallards

Whaleoil with dead Mallards


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  • Well done. Filling the freezer and getting in space for the upcoming. Chew that steel shot! (that’s the thing I hate about winged game)

  • Hey! Business opportunity for a really really really strong electromagnet to suck the steel shot out of gamebirds. $3 per bird. You in?

  • Looks like plenty of protein there …

  • whafe

    Few nice looking drakes there….

    A whole lotta yumminess

  • thor42

    And a gun review by the ducks…..
    “Quack, quack…… quack quack…. ” (bang) “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…….” ***THUD***. :)

  • mediatart

    You know that youre not allowed to show how many mallards were shot.
    The results are merely ‘ achieved, merit or excellence’, “delivered” is too vague even for NCEA

  • scanner

    Once you’ve started to gut your Mallard and find that it has no guts and no spine what are you going to do with a wheelchair?