Poor Duck, he's stuffed now

Phil Goff has the reverse midas touch. Everything he touches turns to crap. Today it is the turn of the crippled campaign manager to receive the healing hand of Phil Goff.

If things this year could get any worse for Duck they did today. After crashing off his bike, busting his shoulder and his leg, then having a rush of testosterone and entering an asymmetrical battle he can’t win with a blogger, things got a whole lot worse when Phil Goff visited his electorate today.

Trevor Mallard and Phil Goff gifting votes to National

Trevor Mallard and Phil Goff gifting votes to National

Come August 15 his year will get worse when I kick his arse in a bike race.


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  • reid

    Notice how they’re not showing the face of the guy Phil’s looking at.

    Meanwhile Trev could do with some new hair. Perhaps it needs to be “aerodynamic” for the big race. I wonder if he shaves his legs as well? Bet that would improve the aerodynamics a lot.