Poor Duck, he's stuffed now

Phil Goff has the reverse midas touch. Everything he touches turns to crap. Today it is the turn of the crippled campaign manager to receive the healing hand of Phil Goff.

If things this year could get any worse for Duck they did today. After crashing off his bike, busting his shoulder and his leg, then having a rush of testosterone and entering an asymmetrical battle he can’t win with a blogger, things got a whole lot worse when Phil Goff visited his electorate today.

Trevor Mallard and Phil Goff gifting votes to National

Trevor Mallard and Phil Goff gifting votes to National

Come August 15 his year will get worse when I kick his arse in a bike race.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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