Sir Les Patterson could be Labour Party Spokesman for the yartz

Chris Flatt has yet to reply to my demands. I said I would hand back their data, which it turns out some of which isn’t theirs in the first place, if they made Fred dagg the number one on their list and appointed Sir Les Patterson to second place and made him Arts spokesman.

In good news for the Labour Party, it appears Sir Les is definitely in the running for a safe Labour list position.

After all Labour don’t mind politicians who do silly things when drunk.


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