Someone has been swotting up the rules

Jonathan Coleman was always a swotty type when we went to Grammar together. While I was running a poker ring around the swimming pool Coleman was working on his pasty complexion in the library.

So it was a real pleasure to see that he has been swotting up my Rules of Politics.


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  • whalewatcher

    Whale, when you was a spotty 5th former doing School C, he was Head Prefect.
    When he was a med student he frequently bunked lectures to go surfing at Tawharanui.
    Don’t paint him too bad..

    • and half of his prefects were paying me admittance fees to my poker games, plus 10% of winnings.

      • mediatart

        Bet you got lots of credit card numbers ! LOL

        • devlsadvocate

          Oh, I wouldn’t take that bet, it can’t be easily verified – Cam forgot to publish them on the internet at the time!