Whatever drugs Mallard is on I want some

The political cripple, Trevor Mallard, must be on some serious drugs. In the space of two days he is calling Annette King darling and begging her to call

Trevor Mallard begging for Annette King to ring him…and then he comments that the Silver Ferns aren’t scrubbers.

Trevor Mallard comments on the Silver Ferns

One can only imagine which team of netballers he thinks ARE scrubbers.


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  • jabba

    norma plummer has a face like a 1/2 sucked mango

  • jabba

    gee, maybe Daffy has the hots for Fullmoon as well as Clare

  • jabba

    oh god .. just saw daffy talking to Irene with Iain Two Fathers with him .. good grief

  • tooright

    You have to get the context right – Duck is asking King to call him, “Darling” – whadda flea. haha