Why is Jacinda Ardern more conservative than Whaleoil?

In a total cop out Jacinda (Neigh Neigh) Ardern avoids supporting Gay Marriage. You would think she would have learned a thing or two about her constituents feelings on the matter with all the bar hopping in Ponsonby and the Viaduct she has been doing hand in hand with David Parker. This however puts her on the more conservative end of the social spectrum, in marked contrast to this blog which has a long stated policy on Gay Marriage:

Anyone silly enough to want a mother in law deserves one.

This is a clear points victory for Nikki Kaye who rabbits on about her big gay festival that she wants us all to subsidise before clearly stating her position on Gay Marriage:

If legislation came before Parliament I’d vote for it.

This is no surprise as the tipline suggests Nikki is desperate for a mother in law of her own and probably can’t see why others shouldn’t have one too.


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  • I just want to take a moment to sing the praises of WO’s Mother in Law who is much nicer than me as well as a better business woman and cook.
    Like WO’s fantastic Father in Law she has been there for WO and I through thick and thin and boy has there been a LOT of thin in the past 7 years.
    Even now,when we are getting back on our feet she turns up with a Roast meal already prepared and ready to pop in the oven. She takes the Pod on amazing outdoor adventures with more energy than some one half her age. She puts on huge meals for us all on a regular basis in her home and always makes us feel loved and welcome.
    ‘ All Hail Wo’s Mother in Law.” We couldn’t have made it through the last 7 years with out yours and Dad’s support. LOVE YOU MUM.

    • Onya Cam’s mum. Onya.

  • Graeme Edgeler

    How is Jacinda’s statement:

    But if a vote came up tomorrow on the question of gay marriage, I would give my support because of the same principle – fairness.

    different in any substantive way from Nikki’s:

    If legislation came before Parliament I’d vote for it.

    • Because I am telling this story.

  • naylor

    Why on earth would Jacinda be bar hopping with David Parker? Wasn’t Darren Hughes her BFF???

  • johnqpublic

    Can’t they already get civil unioned? What’s wrong with civil unioned? Not good enough?

  • royaloaks

    Nice to see Whales MIL getting some praise. Sound like a really great women. Good on her.

    • Thanks RoyalOaks.
      WO is a very lucky son in law.
      He is a lucky husband also. His wife is GORGEOUS ( and yes, I am just saying that because I am his wife LOL )

  • marybelle

    Keep the word “marriage” out of Gay. Gay people can have want they want but they cannot have a “marriage” in the true and original sense of the word “marriage”. They have stolen the sanctity of what marriage means. If Gay people want to be seen as married then they need to make up a new word for this civil union. That is fair.