Because "friends" matter apparently

The left wing is all enraged because some socially inept spotty young Nat with strange views has “friended” some National MPs on Facebook. Apparently if someone is your friend you then somehow vicariously absorb their views no matter how warped they are.

Well they started it, so let’s go on a little troll.

May as well start with the chief muckraker and liar extraordinaire Trevor Mallard.

It seems he supports legalisation and liberalisation of marijuana. Well he must do, he is friends with Dakta Green.

Trevor Mallard supports marijuana legalisation

Then we can see that Trevor is a friends with a man who believes that Gays should be stoned to death. If his friends believe in stoning of gays then Trevor Mallard must support stoning of gays.

Trevor Mallard supports stoning of gays

If we use Bomber’s logic (I know an oxymoron), but let’s use it. Then Trevor Mallard is also a right wing hate merchant who hates the poor.

Trevor Mallard is a right wing hate merchant and hater of the poorTo round it all off he is also friends with a guy who walked his goat, ironically named Trevor, and likes to joke about bombs and whose mother is a beneficiary fraudster. Wow so much to read into all that. But using the logic of the left, Trevor Mallard is friends with them and so therefore he subscribes to their views and those of their relatives. What to make of someone who has a friend on Facebook who is a goat walking, bomb prankster whose family have benefit fraudsters in their midst?

Trevor Mallard supports goat walking, bomb pranks and benefit fraud

Bomber did us all a favour by suggesting that we get to know who our MPs and politicians hang with. I’ll let my readers pick the next victim.

Meanwhile trevor Mallard can reflect on what happens in an asymmetrical war against a blogger….the blogger wins.


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  • cactuskate1

    Whale I thought my 2 week suspension from the VRWC with several hundred dollars of lunches as fines for Facebook friending Duck was punishment enough. This goes a bit far.

  • toby

    I was going to suggest Cunliffe, but apparently he’s got no mates!

    • I am friends with Cunliffe – I am sure there is a joke or 5 to be had there!

  • middleagedwhiteguy

    Annette King!!!!!

    • middleagedwhiteguy

      actually, I just checked. she only has 12 friends.


    • gazzaw

      Darren Hughes?

      • Darren used to have heaps of friens. Then March happened.