I'm backing Ken Mair

Ken Mair and Michael Laws are going to step in the ring and I’d say Michael “Maybelline” Laws, a man with a body like a half sucked throatie, is going to get spanked.

I just love Ken Mair’s quotes.

Mr Laws’ one and only boxing match was back in his school days while Mr Mair admitted to some “informal” boxing experience on the rugby field.

However, both men were talking up their chances of winning when the fight was announced yesterday.

Mr Laws said he was in great physical shape, while Mr Mair promised to knock Mr Laws off his feet in the first round.

…”But I am serious about putting him down in the first round – I’m doing this on behalf of the four million New Zealanders who want to have a crack at him.”

Go Ken!

Although I will be backing Ken Mair to knock over Michael “Maybelline” Laws, you have to give Laws a huge amount of credit for having the gu,ption to actually get int eh ring without any soft-cock whinging or carping about some imaginary injury like Labour’s crippled campaign manager.


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  • jabba

    Mlaws went to WBC and we, the school, didn’t fight on the field .. always waited for afterwards.
    I would say kenneth MHair would have had a few hidings if he went there .. more likely went to High School with the other girls

  • Keeping Stock has already named them, as seems to be de rigeur these days in the sporting entertainment business; Michael “Maybelline” Laws versus Ken “The Occupier” Mair. They’re fighting for the Heavyweight Ego Championship of W(h)anganui!

  • Don’t speak too soon Cam – Have you forgotten last years’ celebrity / parliament vs council rugby match that Laws played in? He blamed his useless performance on broken ribs in the first few seconds of the match, and didn’t stop bitching about the broken ribs for months.

    • I wonder if he will wear the Maybelline into the ring?

      • Sweat and tears are Maybelline’s worst enemy. Hopefully someone suggests something a bit more expensive – and waterproof – for this occasion.

        • But the Maybelline will help to conceal the black eye that Ken’s going to give him!