Maybe Trev can channel this

from Wikiquote

I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days.
As quoted in Daniel Boone: The Life and Legend of an American Pioneer (1993) by John Mack Faragher p. 65

Sums up their campaign nicely.

Duck pleads with Helen


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  • Mate, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. I can’t believe that Trevor has made himself such an easy target. Maybe his heart’s not in it anymore.

  • gazzaw

    or maybe…….

    Helen please come home.