Nats select Goldsmith in Epsom

National has selected Paul Goldsmith as their candidate to take one for the team in Epsom. It took three ballots. Hopefully he will get a good winnable list place.

Congratulations to Paul, he will make a great MP.

National’s campaign plan is now set in stone, Paul Goldsmith is the only person on earth who is more unlikeable than John Banks. National will now have to campaign for the party vote only in Epsom because Paul Goldsmith will simply piss everybody off.

See what happens when campaigns are left to amateurs, results sometimes surprise.



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  • buffalobob

    Will Bhatnagar challenge Peachey?

  • mattyman

    I actually would be more incline to vote for Goldsmith than Bhatnagar. Paul was unlucky to miss out on the Albert-Eden-Roskill council spot.