Trevor Mallard talks big on cycling. I accepted his challenge, but when I counter challenged he bloused out.

He isn’t prepared to glove up and step in the ring to fight The Whale but seems quite happy to glove up and box a short arse.

Still at least we know the result of the fight with Quinn. Mallard was floored, just like he will be on 21 August when I leave him in my dust on the streets of Pakuranga.

He really should put something serious on the line, like his political career.


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  • Stacy

    “He really should put some­thing seri­ous on the line, like his polit­i­cal career.”

    Bit complementary for you Whale….you infer that is political career is actually….serious.

    Whatever the wager is, hope you win.

  • I’m guessing that there will be a visit to the medic next week from which Trevor will emerge brandishing a sick note saying that he’s not up to 60km on the bike.

    Whether or not that comes to pass, you are already the winner Cam, but Trevor still can’t see that.