He should know better

Paparazzi superstar Simon “Porkchop” Runting made an arse of himself this afternoon being the world’s least discreet paparazzi photographer.

Today he didn’t even find bush and blazingly stood taking pics for his master The Pork Chop.

Problem is he was so slow, he got papped first.

Simon Runting papped again

This is now the second time this blog has papped Runting.

Surely this makes him the most #biwinning cameraman in the world.

Models look out at Fashion Week, imagine Runting coming at you in the changing room?

 


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