Is this the gayest phone ever?

Cactus just got this phone. It is a Dell Venue Pro…which is a gay title as well, I mean what were they thinking, namin a phone for a gay hooker who works stadiums.

Anyway dear readers, what do you reckon and do we de-friend Cactus for owning a gay phone?

Thank god she decided not to stand for parliament otherwise she would have been a scum list MP, made only worse by driving a gay ute, with a handsfree for the gay phone.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.