Professional Jealousy

This song by Van Morrison sums up the current state of play pretty well:

Professional jealousy, can bring down a nation
And personal invasion, can ruin a man
Not even his family, will understand what’s happening
The price that he’s paying, or even the pain

Professional jealousy, started a rumour
And then it extended, to be more abuse
What started out as just, black propaganda
Was one day seen to be, believed as truth

They say the truth is, stranger than fiction
But a lie is more, deadly than sin
It can make a man very, bitter and angry
When he thinks that there’s someone, is going to win

Professional jealousy makes other people crazy
When they think you’ve got something that, they don’t have
What they don’t understand is it’s, just not easy
To cover it all, and, stand where you stand

Professional jealousy, makes no exception
It can happen to anyone, at any time
The only requirement is, knowing what’s needed
And then delivering, what’s needed on time

The only requirement is to, know what is needed
In doing the best you know how, deliver on time
The only requirement is, to know what is needed


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  • kram

    Vans the Man with the best words for me.

  • hard1

    Kills cats , listens to Van Morisson , doesn’t use makeup , in charge of a laser hypocrisy spotter , won’t rise to insults , always right , inching closer to ‘pork-chop’ status , always right , kills cats and remnants of labour’s orgy of love experiment , gun nut , kills cats .
    Cameron Slater Forever!!!

    • Oh My God, he doesn’t wear makeup? What kind of man is he? Oh wait, that’s right, real men don’t wear makeup.He knows how to use a gun which he uses legally after first going through a full, Police checkup which means he is fit to use it responsibly. He ignores insults from lovers of native bird killing wild cats because well, they are just foil hat wearing, Van Morisson hating, softcocks who make up for their small penis deficiencies by calling themselves hard1. Have I covered everything? Yes? Good.

      • hard1

        Ummm….I ….was…. supporting ……him . We’re in the same new political party . You are excluded . The makeup bit is about being on telly , where Cam doesn’t give a shit . And that penis bit ? Are you also a tagger , about that age where name calling focuses on anatomy ? Maybe you’re in love with him , or something .
        Re-read my post and explain your angry little rant , you ratfart. I hope you get too drunk to watch the All Blacks tonights . Curse you , Mr. high blood pressure . It’s a wonder you understand anything , you lost animal , eating the first thing that comes along and making you SICK SICK SICK . Blast off , shitheel . Forever .

        Cheers , Paul .