Winston it wasn't the media, it was me!

Winston Peters is upset and grumpy because I rumbled their big announcement that the Clown of Campbells Bay is joining the pensioner of St Mary’s Bay as a NZ First candidate.

These guys really are the gift that keeps on giving.

He refused to say how long Williams has been a member of the party, citing privacy laws. ”It’s none of your business,” he said.

Williams came fourth in the race for the mayoralty in October with just over 3800 votes.  He was a local councillor between 2001 and 2004.

Peters said Williams, 52,  has “significant experience” in local government and international trade ”and he has got many other qualities as well”.

Yeah one of those qualities is the ability to walk the length of Hurstmere Road without urinating on a tree, he waited till he was around the corner before letting loose.

Asked if Williams would become a spokesman for any issue, Peters responded with: “God, you dick. We will announce the spokespeople in the fullness of time.”

No Winston it is you who is the dick. Winston likes announcing things in the fullness of time, like when he intends to pay us back our $158,000.

He dismissed Williams reputation for sending ”aggressive” late night emails to other politicians, including John Key.

”He sent text messages at a time when Parliament was rising at 12 at night. It’s as clear as day that it was someone who was sending curse, cogent, on the point text messages at that hour of the night.”

The missive to Key was sent at 3.30am and Williams later admitted he could not recall sending the text, blaming painkillers. He also messaged Jonathan Coleman, Wayne Mapp and Murray McCully, as Parliament debated super city legislation.

He blamed other reports on Williams’ behaviour, such as urinating against a Takapuna tree, on the media.

Winston you old goat, it wasn’t the media, it was all me, and now Andrew Williams and you are attempting to come back I can see a hugely fun campaign telling the voters the truth about both of you.

 


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  • Agent BallSack

    New Party name too….NZ First to the Bar

  • It was the reporters fault that the Clown pissed on a tree. Oh, well that’s alright then – glad we cleared that up!

  • Doc

    Asked if Williams would become a spokesman for any issue, Peters responded with: “NO”

  • pdm

    I have been trying to place Williams as reports say he was born and I assume grew up in Waipukurau or Central Hawkes Bay. A few Williams families from both within the town and also in the rural areas. His attitude and behaviour doesn’t seem to fit with any of them though.

  • reid

    According to Stuff:

    Asked if Williams would become a spokesman for any issue, Peters responded with: “God, you dick. We will announce the spokespeople in the fullness of time.”

    So Williams is to become NZF’s Religious spokesperson? I see. I’m sure he’ll go very, very well as guest speaker at various churches. Testing Christian Forgiveness will be his theme. I can’t wait.

  • spiker

    Is that the sound of padlocks closing on communion wine cupboards I hear?

  • adolffiinkensein

    In addressing a journalist as “..you dick..” Peters at last has said something truthful.

  • navygreg

    Leaky Williams is a candidate for nz first , hehehe , how appropriate ! watching the two of them go down like the sack of shit that they both are will be f**kin priceless !! Hey Winston , before you spend one cent on your campaigning how about you pay us back the $ 158,000 you owe us ? Tosser.

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