A mission for the Army – Repeat

Just remember loyal Army members:

Trevor Mallard is hosting a Live chat tonight at 7pm.

You can ask your questions & follow my answers via the ‘LabourLive tab’ on the New Zealand Labour Party Facebook page or by going here.

It is on from 7pm Wednesday for about 30min.

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to ask questions, like these suggestions:

  • When you retire, which Labour MP do you think should inherit your seat?
  • Who is a better leader, Helen Clark or Phil Goff?
  • How do you think the Labour Campaign strategy is getting on?
  • Do you think Paul Quinn’s list position is indicative of the lack of diversity in the National Party?
  • Has he ever felt like hitting Tau Henare again?
  • What’s more important; diversity or competence?
  • Is 24 years in Parliament too long?
  • Why do you think social media is more important than door knocking?
  • Did Chris Carter get a fair trial, or has he been proved right?
  • Was there ever an American bagman?
  • Does you think Shane Jones will make a good Labour leader?
  • What’s it like knowing you are going to lose the next election?
  • Can he give an unconditional assurance to Hutt South voters that he will go full term if/when Labour loses, or should they vote for Paul Quinn?
  • How many pairs of underpants has he stolen so far?
  • Which polling company do you trust the most?
  • What does Blue State Digital think about your social media strategy?
  • Do you think Winston will get back in?
  • Why did Winston lie to the select committee?
  • Are you a member of the gaggle?
  • Is there a meaningful role for a straight white male in modern Labour?
  • Is Phil Goff a corpse-cuddler, just like Helen was?
There are a few, I am sure loyal Army members can come up with a few more to fill in the 30 minutes.



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  • thor42

    Nice one…. I’ll have to check it out…..

  • diabolos

    Now mate – you arent telling your army what to do are you. Do you think they are bright enough to formulate their own questions and make up their own minds?

    If you dont – thats cool – as long as they are happy with that.

  • Mattyman

    He’s not a member of the gaggle. Didn’t expect him to admit that, but we all know his dirty little secret ;-)

  • Mattyman

    He says he’s not a member of the gaggle. I think everyone here knows he’s lying ;)

  • diabolos

    Here is a nice little motif of the National Party caucus arriving for a briefing.

    There is even a nice little vignette of JK doing a reprise of his dancing mince on the catwalk.

    I think Trevor might have something here – its amazing – the similarities are stunning.