Just a thought

I’ve had a thought about this new portfolio – The Minister for Bad Manners.

If there was ever a reason for me to enter politics it would be for that portfolio. It sounds ready made for an opinionated blogger.


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  • James Stephenson

    Lip up fatty! :D

  • diabolos

    You would be ideal for it. One thing National did in opposition that i agreed with was appointing i think – Wayne Mapp as Minister for Political Correctness (in an opposing position) … great stuff.

    The Rt Hon Cam Slater – Minister for Bad Manners – i would vote for you.

    I can just see Parliament TV now … “Fuck you dumb Leftwing bastard…” was heard to echo across the chamber. You would be the darling of the press gallery – and i can see the public gallery would have to sell tickets.