What does your Dad do?

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A joke doing the rounds at the moment:

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

‘My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.’

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

‘No’ said Edward, ‘He plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say.’


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  • He was probably a forward too.

  • Ed Snack

    Well, if by some incredible feat the Aussie’s make the comeback, beat SA in the quarters, then defeats NZ in the semi, boy, will you have some crow to eat…