What men want

It isn’t rocket science:

Men openly said they valued traits such as togetherness, honesty, respect, a sense of humour and a best friend.

But when put to a thorough attraction test, the power of sexual chemistry was also undeniable.

What they actually also want is great boobs, a nice bum, a focus on fashion and similar interests,” Mr Jones said.

“It’s a matter of ‘come to the footy, or at least let me watch it’.”

Yeah all that bollocks in the first line is just metro-sexual gay nonsense.


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  • Spanishbride

    hmmmm I can either be pissed off that you do not value me as a best friend or my honesty and humour or I can decide that we are still together after more than 20 years because I have great boobs and a nice bum.
    hmmmmmm yep I will go with the great boobs and nice bum option.

    • thor42

      Heh….. I was *just* going to ask WO if you ticked the “boobs and bum” boxes…… :)

  • Rockfield

    Sort of says a lot about Helen Clark doesn’t it …..

    • Scanner

      You can just see Helen saying “Come on Pete you Stud muffin we’ll grab a 12 pack of JD and coke on the way to the game, and if we win I might just shout you a blowy in the car on the way home”, Yeah Right.

      • thor42

        Yeah! Ewwwwww……. she was (and still is) ***gross.***
        Gawd – I’m single, but I’m not *that* desperate. Not desperate enough to shack up with a “woman” with teeth at a 45-degree angle and a “smile” like Dracula.

      • oldlogger

        Always reminded me of a nurse shark with those teeth. Shudder……

        Pete wasn’t allowed to go to the game, she had him chained to the kitchen with a chain just too short to reach the bedroom

      • diabolos

        Now scanner – there never was any proof found to substantiate that rumour.

        Stick to the facts mate. Even Lefties have sex lives

  • paranormal

    WO, I’m disappointed in you.

    We are no longer cavemen. It is important that we treat our potential other halves with respect and honesty, valuing togetherness and friendship. They are people with individual talents and abilities.

    It’s also the best way to get a shag……

  • Gravdodger

    Ahhh THAT Mr Jones, and I thought Shane was pitching for the youth vote.