Even Labour wants Pellett to STFU

The tipline has been inundated with leaks from Labour citing internal squabbling over quasi-Finance spokesman and corporate welfare recipient Selwyn Pellett.

Pellett is becoming a ubiquitous cheerleading Labour policy tweeter. His profile is causing concern as he is more visible and credible than the two David’s, Parker and Cunliffe in the role.

All tips have concluded that Pellett has in fact not parted with a cent to fund the Labour Party and there is over-whelming dissatisfaction with his increased prevalence of having hands too short to reach into his pockets. So while Pellett is being free and easy with his tweets of support his wallet is snapped shut tighter than Farrar’s

A look at electoral returns available online seem to back these tips.