French will “play it dirty” in the final

The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys have decided they can’t play fair and square so they will go for the dirt:

Richie McCaw’s injured foot will be targeted by the French who have boldly claimed the All Blacks will be leaderless if the captain can be forced from the field.

There can be no misinterpretation of France’s intent on the eve of tomorrow night’s World Cup final.  The message was delivered in English by defensive coach Dave Ellis, an ex-league player from Castleford.

Ellis predicted a crippling psychological impact should McCaw’s dodgy foot be – mysteriously – injured by a big French brute at Eden Park.

Asked if France will attempt to restrict the inspirational captain’s time on the field, Ellis smiled.

“I’d like to think so. McCaw is major player. Somebody will stand on his foot, no doubt,”

Dirty bastards.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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