French will “play it dirty” in the final

The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys have decided they can’t play fair and square so they will go for the dirt:

Richie McCaw’s injured foot will be targeted by the French who have boldly claimed the All Blacks will be leaderless if the captain can be forced from the field.

There can be no misinterpretation of France’s intent on the eve of tomorrow night’s World Cup final.  The message was delivered in English by defensive coach Dave Ellis, an ex-league player from Castleford.

Ellis predicted a crippling psychological impact should McCaw’s dodgy foot be – mysteriously – injured by a big French brute at Eden Park.

Asked if France will attempt to restrict the inspirational captain’s time on the field, Ellis smiled.

“I’d like to think so. McCaw is major player. Somebody will stand on his foot, no doubt,”

Dirty bastards.


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