Guide to Islamic Sex

Awesome, I’m sure I’ve blogged on these guys before:

Just months after telling its members to serve their husbands better than prostitutes, prompting widespread criticism, the Obedient Wives Club of Malaysia has stirred further controversy by publishing a guide to Islamic sex.

The 115-page pocket-sized book, which will outrage many Muslims and non-Muslims, says a Muslim man can have sex with all of his wives at the same time.

Under strict Islamic tradition a man can have up to four wives if he can provide for them all.

The club prompted an outcry from women’s groups and Islamic religious authorities when it was established in June, claiming to have 1000 members.

I wonder how you get a copy of the book:

In its foreword the book says studies showed women only gave their husbands 10 per cent of what men desired of their wives’ bodies. It contains explicit sex details, including fondling of a breast, and one chapter deals with ”how sex becomes worship”.

The book says sex is sanctioned by God and is intended to make a new life.

”You (God) have said that all these acts are halal, pure, beautiful and like a prayer (between man and wife),” it says.

In June the club’s vice-president, Dr Rohaya Mohamad, prompted criticism when she advised women to behave like a ”first-class whore” while in the company of their husbands if they wanted their marriage to succeed.

Sounds like great advice. We all need obedient wives.


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  • Cactus Kate

    Plenty of NZ men rich enough to have four women already do. Problem is many men who cannot afford one woman let alone four (least of all get round to shagging them sufficiently for the women to stay interested) don’t know their role…which should always to be grateful that they’ve got one.

  • middleagedwhiteguy

    Sure, they tell you this in the recruitment phase, but what about this no booze thingy….

  • Lesley

    Do you know anyone in Malaysia who could get you a copy? The title is called ““Islamic Sex, Fighting Against Jews To Return Islamic Sex To The World” LOL! They are mad!

    Here is the BEST description of a good wife. I think your wife Whale fits this description perfectly:
    Proverbs 31: 10-31
    Epilogue: The Wife of Noble Character
    10 [b]A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. 11 Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. 12 She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life. 13 She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands. 14 She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar. 15 She gets up while it is still night; she provides food for her family and portions for her female servants. 16 She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. 17 She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks. 18 She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night. 19 In her hand she holds the distaff and grasps the spindle with her fingers. 20 She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy. 21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet. 22 She makes coverings for her bed; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. 23 Her husband is respected at the city gate, where he takes his seat among the elders of the land. 24 She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes. 25 She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. 26 She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue. 27 She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. 28 Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: 29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.” 30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised. 31 Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.

  • Graham

    Cam, is the spanish bride on holiday and out of internet contact for your last comment, or has she just boxed your ears? Mind you we all live in forlorn hope of an obedient wife. GAM

  • Oh how sweet, WO would like an obedient wife ( snigger ) he will just have to get used to disappointment then.
    I actually made sure that the obedience part was removed from our wedding vows because I always keep my word and there was no way in hell I was going to promise to obey him.
    However we did include old wording that said,’ with my body I thee worship ‘ which covers early morning shags and leisurely weekend boinks nicely I think ;)

    • Petal

      I’m relieved to see Cam’s made posts since this reply!

      (Leisurely weekend boinks????  Gawd I can’t wait for the kids to grow up and leave…)

      • What you need Petal is a lock for the bedroom door. However when they knock and want to start talking to you I must admit that yelling go away Mummy is playing with Daddy kind of ruins the mood. Now that they are teenagers I just yell GO AWAY and any way they are usually still in bed so don’t bother us.
        The main problem is the paper thin walls in our new place!!!