I want to be an MP I’ve decided

Proof positive that you don’t even have to be good looking to be a rooter MP:

A Russian woman accused of being a spy has admitted having a four-year affair with the Liberal Democrat MP Mike Hancock while she worked as his parliamentary researcher.
Suspected Russian spy admits affair with MP
Katia Zatuliveter, 26, told a tribunal that the married 65-year-old MP tried to seduce her the first time they met, and later gave her a job in his parliamentary office where she had access to sensitive defence documents through his position on the defence select committee.
She also admitted that before meeting Mr Hancock she had affairs with a Nato official and a Dutch diplomat.
Miss Zatuliveter was arrested last year on suspicion of spying and is now fighting a decision to deport her on the grounds that her presence is “not conducive to national security”.

Right, he seduced her…what was his line? Do you f*ck on first dates?


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