Epsom Funnies

David Fisher in the Herald on Sunday covers the Epsom seat, noting a number of amusing events:

  • John Banks uses his cellphone “quack” ring for a small practical joke
  • Banks campaigning hard in the seat, but a potty mouthed underling accidentally scares an Epsom voter
  • Cracks a parachute joke at Otago resident David Parker’s expense (but no jokes about Flying Nuns)
  • Parker knows little of Epsom. He wants to show how different he is, so he’s being as grey as possible.
  • Goldsmith is working hard for the party vote. For example, he walked one block and back on Broadway.
  • Goldsmith’s favourite place in Epsom is One Tree Hill, which is not actually in Epsom.
  • Goldsmith’s written books that no one reads.

So, the oldest candidate has the sense of humour and is working the hardest. Parker doesn’t know what he’s doing there. Goldsmith isn’t doing much at all, which is a blessing, because when he does he gets it wrong. Welcome to Epsom, the wealthiest electorate in New Zealand.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.