Hobbit Hater should run for parliament

Robyn Malcolm, the chief hobbit hater of New Zealand has launched the Green Party campaign in a sea of vitriolic hate:

The Greens’ election campaign opened with a vitriolic attack on Prime Minister John Key and his Government from actor Robyn Malcolm who savaged what she described as his preference for photo opportunities over tackling environmental and social problems.

The Outrageous Fortune star MC’ed the Greens’ opening in Wellington, as she did three years earlier, when “we ended up voting in a Government who’ve revealed their total lack of interest in leading us into the 21st century with any innovation, courage, or social integrity, despite what a nice guy he [Mr Key] seems to be”.

The National Government had shown an “unshakeable and abiding love” of new roads and fossil fuels “and will gut any part of our landscape to get at them”.

As is usual for for members of F.A.G. she wants to share with us all her pearls of wisdom without having to bother with the annoyance of the ballot box. If she feels so strongly then she should put her name on a ballot paper and then see how she gets on.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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