John would go commando, Phil would wash in a basin

Stuff has a bloke test that they put Phil Goff and John Key through.

We now know that John Key would go commando, spewed after a yard glass and can change a tire.

Phil Goff would wash his undies and has never done “a yard”, would drive on a falt tire to the shop. What a blouse.

Bit disappointed that John Key didn’t say for the top survival tip not to eat yellow snow.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.