Random Impertinent Questions

Are Labour hoping for a bounce by using John Key in their advertising instead Phil Goff?

Has anyone seen or heard from Phil Goff in the past 5 days?

Does anyone still care?

When will Don Brash realise no one, not even his missus, likes him or will vote for him?

Hone, two short planks or a sack of hammers?

When will someone in the media ask Winston about our $158,000?

When will someone point at Winston and go Ha-har, like Nelson Muntz?

How does Winston keep his toupe so neatly trimmed?

How much are the Green Parrot looking forward to three years of Winston and Andy Williams “eating” there every night?

How will Lianne cope with the competition?

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