Ding Dong

Ding Dong the Pork Chop is….moving on up?

I heard via the tipline that she earned another nickname after the Metro photoshoot….”Beanbag”. Here is a more appropriate picture


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  • the midget rabbi

    i knew someone that went home with porkchop once.
    as soon as he sobered up he remembered he was jewish…..

  • Kimbo

    A variation on Daily Proverb, this time from everyone’s favourite (!) book of the Old Testament, Leviticus (19:16a): –

    “Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people”.

    Now while I don’t see any modern applicability for stoning those who are gay, or get tattoos, or eat shell fish, or the old bit of pork crackling (and that is not some bit of innuendo about the Pork Chop!), I’m all for re instituting the penalties for breaking the commandments of Leviticus when they are appropriate. Starting with this piece of garbage.

    So what are these “other roles” Pork Chop will be moving on to?

    • Cha

      Filled Rolls

    • Sausage Rolls

      • Kimbo

        yes. Gives a whole new perspective on the King James Version’s admonition to abstain from “unclean swine’s flesh”.

    • Pharmachick

      Egg rolls

  • Kosh103

    Considering what you look like WO I would not go insulting others.
    What slow news day so now you are taking to personal attacks?

    • Cadwallader

      What do you look like, oh shadowed disciple of the mindless left?

      • Kosh103

        I believe you will find it is the right who are mindless.

  • Gazzaw

    You’re a tad withdrawn today Kosh.