Braunias on Shearer

Steve Braunias has David Shearer’s diary:

TUESDAY

My new chief of staff brought in an unfamiliar document.

I said, “What is it?” He said, “It’s a newspaper.” He suggested I read the latest column by political commentator Chris Trotter.

I said, “I love his show on National Radio on Sunday mornings. It’s very relaxing.”

He said, “No, that’s Chris Laidlaw.”

Trotter’s column wasn’t very relaxing. It demanded that I get off the fence and take a stand alongside locked-out workers at the Port of Auckland.

It’s hard to take Trotter seriously.

He’s Left-wing.

WEDNESDAY

Called a meeting with my new chief of staff.

I asked him, “You look familiar. What’s your name?”

He said, “Stuart Nash. I was an MP last term.”

I said, “Forget the past. Focus on the future. We need to connect with New Zealanders much better than we have.”

He suggested we sit down and discuss policy.

I said, “Didn’t you listen to a word I just said, Steve?”

He said, “It’s Stuart.”


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