Do you have it in you to be a Hobbit?

There is a search on for for people over the age of 16 with specific Hobbit-like features.

Men under 163 centimetres and women under 155 centimetres will make the cut, as will slim and athletic men and women between 165 and 203 centimetres.Also, anyone with “character faces” should head to Wellington’s Belmont Hall between one and four…

That is today they are wanting you there. I don’t think Darien Fenton or Helen Kelly should bother attending though.

 


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  • STEVE AND MONIQUE

    Fenton and Kelly,its hobbits they are after ,not trolls

  • Anonymous

    Yeah….. Fenton would make a **perfect** orc. 

    • Dr Wang

      Just cos Fenton’s coyote ugly is not her only strong point – she has breath that would strip paint.

  • mara

    I thought hobbits were supposed to be dwarfs.Why not use them. Bet they’d like the work.

    • Orange

      tisk tisk, hobbits are not dwarves.

    • Agent BallSack

      Most dwarves already have jobs making Winston feel taller.

      • STEVE AND MONIQUE

        Thought thre smurfs where looking after that

  • Hakim of Phut

    $40 mill of taxpayers money for Jackson and his Gulfsteam jet.

     And yet they want ( not said in the ad ) ugly people?
    Tell that to the cow cockies  who are being sold down creek by being forced to give more milk to their competitors and not being  able to buy Crafar farms individually ( it was a job lot or nothing)

    • Alex

      Why didn’t these “cow cockies” unite and pool their money together and buy the entire lot, and sub divide after?  Or did these “cow cockies” have the welfare mentality that it’s for the government to do something, rather than for them to display any initiative or financial flair?

      • Hakim of Phut

        That is exactly  Fays consortium- he will keep only one farm himself. Its much harder to get a big deal off the ground and then split it up. If the receivers had  sold them one by one, this would have  been all over  2 years ago. 
        That was the big plan ‘get more money’ from day one.

      • Alex

        @c2f7ddfdc3305202ca3c068a12343573:disqus and who was so stupid enough to align themselves with Fay?  I bet your bottom dollar that Fay’s association doomed the venture from the start.  I’ve a certain amount of sympathy for the view that we should be encouraging NZ resident ventures, but quite frankly I’m regularly appalled at the amateur approach of so many of these ventures.  And draping oneself in a NZ flag, just doesn’t cut the mustard. 

      • Alex

        ps. it’s all reminiscent of my friends who are looking for their first home; they muck about for days and weeks before they put offers in, and by then some flush with cash babyboomer turns up with a better offer. Oh it’s so unfair they tell me.  My response is for them has always been, yes the market doesn’t favour you, so stop whinging, get organised, show tenacity and get ready to grab opportunities when they arise asap.

  • jay cee

    if they are looking for short arses who can only follow directions then mccully and key would be a shoo in, of course then theres paula benefit who is looking for something that her height and shape could be useful for.

    • Dr Wang

      zzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzz

    • Gazzaw

      So jay cee, maybe you should post a pic of your ‘body beautiful’ and we can check out your looks & physique & figure out what you could be useful for.

      • jay cee

        can dish it out but can’t take it huh?

    • Gazzaw

      I kind of figured that it was you that was dishing it out  to McCulley, Key & Bennett         jay cee. They all seem to be pretty average looking Kiwis to me but you obviously feel somewhat superior to physically.

      • jay cee

        er no,  i was merely responding to all the comments re their physical attributes of
        mesdames fenton,ardern and kelly. tit for tat

  • Anonymous

    Come up to Helensville , there`s hundreds of `em running around you only have to catch them, a box of Lion red and a bucket of KFC should do the trick.

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