Even sharks are afraid of Tony Abbott

Adolf said it first, but it still stands. Even sharks are afraid of Tony Abbott:

A SHARK has been sighted at a Sydney beach moments after Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott got out of the water.

Mr Abbott had just ended a press conference at Manly Beach today when the shark alarm was sounded and swimmers were ordered out of the water.

He had spent several minutes in the surf training with a group of young surf lifesavers.

A surfer saw the shark off the beach just before 10am.

Lifeguards sounded a warning siren and ordered everyone out of the water after confirming the sighting.



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