Even sharks are afraid of Tony Abbott

Adolf said it first, but it still stands. Even sharks are afraid of Tony Abbott:

A SHARK has been sighted at a Sydney beach moments after Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott got out of the water.

Mr Abbott had just ended a press conference at Manly Beach today when the shark alarm was sounded and swimmers were ordered out of the water.

He had spent several minutes in the surf training with a group of young surf lifesavers.

A surfer saw the shark off the beach just before 10am.

Lifeguards sounded a warning siren and ordered everyone out of the water after confirming the sighting.

 


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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