Everything you wanted to know about Champagne

This is for Cactus, who I am sure doesn’t give a hoot and is popping another bottle right now:


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  • Anonymous

    Gotta be the most overated overpriced weasels piss ever, give me a  single malt or even a beer  rather than that stuff.
    Now you know why even  race drivers spray the shit rather than drink it.

  • ConwayCaptain

    What I cant stand is these pretensious bastards who when asked about wne gabble on about the taste or raspberries or apricots etc etc on the tongues BLAH BLAH BLAH.  Load of bollocks.  If it tastes nice so what.