Farrar too far left

David showed us some pretty impressive parking skills yesterday.

This is a prime example of the perils of going too far to the left.

 


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  • Orange

    I didn’t know he only had one hand!

  • MBXChequer

    Ford make a 3 wheel drive Falcon?

  • Mattyman

    I love DPF’s same pose in every photo!

  • Euan Rt

    Looking at that mudguard, he’s been too far left before.

  • Anonymous

    The perils of thinking you are a little right of centre when clearly you are not.

  • Mully

    Whoops. That’ll buff out.

  • Georgee

    Isn’t it more worrying that the fashion police havent nabbed him yet ?

  • Hakim of Phut

    I think it was Bill English who was giving directions- hes gone over a cliff in reverse

  • Anonymous

    I think he tries to hide his left leaning tendencies by driving muscle cars like a Ford Falcon

    • Paul Rain

      An XR6? It’s not the base family model.. but ‘muscle car’?

      That said, Ford’ve never made a Falcon as bad as the Prius’s he loves.

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Muscle car? You gotta be dreaming.

      Farrah needs one of these:

  • Tookinator

    He’s lost his roll of carpet…

    • Orange

      Looking quite trim, keep it up.

  • Anonymous

    karma for driving a Ford, serves him right.

  • STEVE AND MONIQUE

    Damm he missed the Hobbit auditions.

  • Hakim of Phut

    I have heard they are going to remake ‘Ferris Buellers  Day Off’.  Send it in as an audition tape.

  • nasska

    A recent poll shows an absence of solid support for the left rear quadrant.

  • James

    He would’ve been all right if he wasn’t wearing a blouse.

  • Vikingonmars

    Clearly he needs to consult with his friend Winston Peters and find out which model Ford has a rear view camera.

  • Johnboy

    I expect Jeremy Clarkson will be dressed in jeans and a smock nek minnit.

    • Hakim of Phut

      Nekk Minnite He will go from a ‘smock’ to a caftan

  • Dr Wang

    Witnesses report Farrar emerging from the backseat after this incident.

    • jay cee

      on his own

      • Gazzaw

        Who would know jay cee. Maybe she’s hidden under his caftan.

  • A. Friend

    That Ford will be a write-off now.

  • Euan Rt

    David’s new antitheft device highly effective but has a minor flaw…

  • Hakim of Phut

    Vado a bordo, cazzo! 

  • Anonymous

    Blouse was a christmas present from the Mrs?

  • Tookinator

    Has the Wellington Spy Car been passed it yet?

  • Sensibleguy

    Congratulations on your pregnancy

  • STEVE AND MONIQUE

    Cant find my jack

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