Forget the Phonies, Vote for Ponies

Vermin Supreme is hilarious, he makes more sense and is more eloquent than most of Labour.

Andrew Sullivan though has had someone  write to him warning of the implications of the free ponies policy:

My girlfriend knows Vermin Supreme from Burning Man or some other hippy freak show.  She explained to me the sinister reason for the free pony to all Americans policy.  Yes, you get a free pony. However, it is a personal identification pony.  You must have it with you at all times, even if you are just running to the CVS on the corner and even if it is dead.  If you are found without your pony, you are presumed to not be a US citizen and therefore in the country illegally.  You will be deported if discovered without your pony or pony corpse.

Please do not be fooled by Vermin Supreme’s free pony policy.  It is an evil, fascist trap.


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  • ConwayCaptain

    Vote for Ponies!!!  Does this mean we have to vote for Jacinta Ardern??

    • Anonymous

      she’s more of a clydesdale, so no.

      • ConwayCaptain


        Do not be rude to Clydesdales, they are lovely animals, only one below the noble Shire.