Forget the Phonies, Vote for Ponies

Vermin Supreme is hilarious, he makes more sense and is more eloquent than most of Labour.

Andrew Sullivan though has had someone  write to him warning of the implications of the free ponies policy:

My girlfriend knows Vermin Supreme from Burning Man or some other hippy freak show.  She explained to me the sinister reason for the free pony to all Americans policy.  Yes, you get a free pony. However, it is a personal identification pony.  You must have it with you at all times, even if you are just running to the CVS on the corner and even if it is dead.  If you are found without your pony, you are presumed to not be a US citizen and therefore in the country illegally.  You will be deported if discovered without your pony or pony corpse.

Please do not be fooled by Vermin Supreme’s free pony policy.  It is an evil, fascist trap.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.