How about “The End”?

A woman is auctioning the skin of her ass for a tattoo on Trademe:

A Lower Hutt woman says she has no nerves about a stranger paying to pick what she gets tattooed on her bottom.

The Trade Me auction “YOUR tattoo on my Bum!!”, listed by Tina Beznec, says the winner can get anything tattooed on her posterior for posterity.

“You might think I am crazy for doing this! But yes, the winner of the auction gets ANYTHING they like tattooed on my bum!”

The 9 x 9 centimetre spot on either cheek could be used for a marriage proposal, business promotion or just “awesomeness”, she said.

Twenty per cent of the winning bid would go to a charity of the bidder’s choice and Tina would keep the rest.

“I deserve it, I have been made redundant twice over the past year,” she said in the listing.

The auction, which runs until Friday, January 20, has already received more than 30,000 views.

No wonder Mallard isn’t taking the hint to quit, with easy, skanky, hotties like this available on his door step for tapping.

Perhaps the The Whale Army should buy the rights to tattoo her tushy and we could put “Trev’s Bitch” on her arse.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.