How about “The End”?

A woman is auctioning the skin of her ass for a tattoo on Trademe:

A Lower Hutt woman says she has no nerves about a stranger paying to pick what she gets tattooed on her bottom.

The Trade Me auction “YOUR tattoo on my Bum!!”, listed by Tina Beznec, says the winner can get anything tattooed on her posterior for posterity.

“You might think I am crazy for doing this! But yes, the winner of the auction gets ANYTHING they like tattooed on my bum!”

The 9 x 9 centimetre spot on either cheek could be used for a marriage proposal, business promotion or just “awesomeness”, she said.

Twenty per cent of the winning bid would go to a charity of the bidder’s choice and Tina would keep the rest.

“I deserve it, I have been made redundant twice over the past year,” she said in the listing.

The auction, which runs until Friday, January 20, has already received more than 30,000 views.

No wonder Mallard isn’t taking the hint to quit, with easy, skanky, hotties like this available on his door step for tapping.

Perhaps the The Whale Army should buy the rights to tattoo her tushy and we could put “Trev’s Bitch” on her arse.


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  • Anonymous

    $1 for I’m fucking stupid

  • Guest

    The letter “W” on each buttock, so people can say “WoW”

    • poorman

      Or a “B”, for “BoB’

      • Dr Wang

        Or a “D” and a “G”

  • dante’s inferno

    abandon hope all ye who enter here

  • EX Navy Greg

    W I D E   L O A D

  • poorman

    I tried to look at the image she had planned, but it had a HUGE crack in it.

  • Mort

    Hottie? She’s morbidly obese

    • She is a hottie to a 58 years political cripple.

      • Mort

        I suppose if you had to sit in a room once a week with Hulun then it might be vaguely attractive

  • Mickrodge

    I was thinking a Tui sign saying “The Hutt, where class & sophistication collide”.

  • Hollyfield

    The first suggestion that she has given on her auction is for a marriage proposal. She also mentions she’s very happy with her boyfriend – I wonder whether she would accept his proposal if he had it tattooed on another woman’s behind?  Is that her idea of a romantic and classy proposal?

    • Paul Rain

      It’s not that much less classy than proposing during a sports game.