Inappropriate Nicknames

With my call for new nicknames for the politicianary I must note something for the record.

Now Jacinda Ardern has moved to the front bench she needs to be taken a bit more seriously so she doesn’t need a nickname mocking her appearance. We don’t do it for male MPs, except for Lindsay Tisch and so we should raise the bar a bit on nicknames regarding appearance.

Her nickname really needs to reflect the damage she could do to New Zealand if she ever wields power.

So she is no longer going to be called “my little pony” or “Neigh Neigh” and is going to revert to her old nickname “Socialist Cindy”.


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  • Kthxbai

    Comrade Cindy?

    I note in a video you posted a few weeks ago where she was addressing some sort of meeting she shouted “Comrades!” at the start of each sentence. 

    She  helped put me off Labour for the rest of my life.

  • Groans

    Good.  It’s disgusting to de-humanise a person by comparing them to an animal.  Socialist Cindy is a good start.

    • Anonymous

      Indeed, its hardly fair on the animal.

      • Troy

        I refer to her as H3 – she follows in the footsteps of H1 (Helen Clark), H2 (Heather Simpson) – even from that point of view she is scary, neigh, dangerous.

  • Lofty

    There is no chance of me taking her seriously, of that I can assure you, even if she is attractive in an equine kind of way,anymore than I could take seriously any of the other crusty old faces and has beens on the labour front bench.

    Until the party goes throught the cleanout of has beens and comes up with actual and realistic policys, they will never be taken seriously by the majority of voters.

  • Anonymous

    what about Com Kardashian?

    • Perhaps the full version of the nickname is Socialist Cindy, the Kim Kardashian of the Labour Party…

  • Travnz

    Ghost of Helen……

  • insider

    Phar Left

    Cardigan Neigh

  • Elaycee

    I really think some of you are being downright nasty.  

    She would be one of the better looking centrefolds to have graced Turf Digest since Bonecrusher. 

  • In Vino Veritas

    Does this count out “Tea Bag” for Fenton then?

    • Agent BallSack

      Yes. For some of us that’s a perfectly acceptable sexual practice being ruined by the thought of dipping our nuts into her gob.

    • Anonymous

      I would’ve suggested Zelda (from Terrahawks) but since we can’t comment on her looks…

  • Steve and Monique

    Front bum Ardern.since she has joined the rest of those arseholes on the front bench of Labour

  • pdm

    How about Casper for David Shearer – he has been the invisible man so far.

  • Rockyr

    What does her subordinate ‘Cunny’ call her.

    • Agent BallSack

      Sweet Cheeks

    • bb

      his bitch…

  • jay cee

    surprised you nats haven’t come up with obvious since you all so adore him  john “solar rectum” key

    • Dion

      Rubbish.  He’s Smile and Wave – and I’ve not observed any good reason for that to change.

      At least we’re not waiting with bated breath for the return of the Clark Beast.  

  • whalewatcher

    Ardern could be ‘Tooth Fairy’ and Mizz King ‘the Dental Nurse’

    Chauvel could be ‘Mincer’

    • Vlad

      You just can’t beat Charlie Shovel, it probably drives him nuts as he such a self-important pompous twat.

  • Mark

    How about ”Bolshevik Barbie’?

  • Steve and Monique

    Hone halfwit Harawira,

    • Anonymous

      John Hatfield.