Slow Learner

Trevor Mallard just can’t resist. He is now involved in another bike race challenge, this time with a Green MP, Holly Walker…great now our taxes are being wasted by two cyclists masquerading as MPs:

Why don’t they just quit if they want to spend all their time riding?

 


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  • Uncle Bully

    tax payer dollar hard at work ! great to see the duck is working hard to rebuild the labour party and rasie issues of real importance to NZ ! what a dunce……

    • Anon

      Best for Labour Party to get rid of Trevor so he can”t continue to stuff the Party up.

  • Anonymous

    Mmmmmm.  I find Holly to be quite hot, in a “sexy librarian” kind of way.

    • EX Navy Greg

      Me too, imagine her letting her hair down and dancing naked in the fountain…

      • Gazzaw

        Probably what Trev is hoping for..

    • maninblack

      you two are sick :P

  • MrV

    JK should literally remove their physical seats in parliament and install the following.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_rollers

    Problem solved. It might shut Trevor up in the house.

  • Roger

    I am not sure I’d describe her as hot but she’s never done a days work in her life. For what’s apparently a huge brain it’s an enormous waste.

    From her Facebook page…

    Previous occupations Masters student, University of Oxford (2007-9), Policy/Negotiations Analyst, Office of Treaty Settlements (2007), Media Advisor to Green MPs (2006), Editor, University of Otago student magazine Critic (2005)

    Other work experience (including voluntary/unpaid) Student president, University College Middle Common Room, Oxford (2008-9), University debater, coach and adjudicator, Otago (2001-6), News and feature writer, Critic, Otago (2002-4)

  • Kosh103

    So now left MPs are not allowed hobbies according to WO.

    Good lord.

    • Muffin

      Kosh you really are a muppet…. WO has not said they shouldnt have hobbies, he like the rest of us is pissed off that we are paying for these useless pricks to go on a bike ride.

      • Kosh103

        And what hobbies shall we find National MPs carry out while we pay them? Yes yes, I know this is WOs site and he can blather on about whatever he likes, but I am still going to point out the 2 faced actions he engages in.

      • Anonymous

        kosh is just pissed because he expected this post to be about him given the title, only to discover it was about the other lame duck.

    • Kosh103

      Oh trav, you do dribble a lot dont you.

    • It isn’t a hobby when it is pretty much what you do fulll time. Trevor is a part time politician, full time cyclist

      • Kosh103

        Funny, I didnt know the house was in session at the moment.

      • ZOLTAN

        you just mad because he beat you?

      • Michael

        Kosh – So if MPs are only required to work when Parliament is sitting then I suggest the 20 weeks annual leave is the best perk. But it’s not like that – MPs are paid a decent amount because they are expected to be available to work every hour of every day.

        If they want to have a life, write to the Speaker advising the date of their resignation.

      • And whale you’re a full time douche

  • David

    I read about that stupid green mp cycling half the island and thought thank god solid energy are paying taxes on digging up coal to pay the silly bitches salary.
    To think Heatly stood down for a couple of bottles of wine and this daft tart is costing us 500 a day to go on a bike ride.

    • MrV

      See my suggestion above, infact these rollers could be hooked up to a generator to generate electricity for parliament.
      How could the Green MPs refuse?

  • Angry Croc

    I have held my tongue for a long time, but at last I have to say that Kosh is a complete and utter fuckwit. Is it correct that he is a teacher??? FFS no wonder so many kids are dumb when they leave school if he he sets the template.

    • Anonymous

      heh, right on the money Angry Croc. He thinks a patronising attitude will work on adults as it does with kids, another “slow learner”. Stay tuned for a “utter fuckwit” response in 5….4….3……

      • Anonymous

        and there it goes……see below

      • Kosh103

        Oh trav, there are many utter fuckwits on here, but I am not one of them. No doubt though because of your simple mind you will say otherwise.

    • Thorn

       It is unlikely Kosh could excel at anything, including having the talent to be ‘complete and utter’ in anything he attempts. His value is to the extent he is a reminder of mediocrity bred into that lump which does not typify the Kiwi character loved and respected by the rest of the world.

      • Kosh103

        And thorn adding to the proof of my rightness about the right wing.

    • Kosh103

      Awwwwwww how cute, another right winger proving me right.

    • Muffin

      If he is a teacher then it is little wonder that some kids are as dumb as a sack of hammers. Maybe he teaches homeschool?

  • pdm

    From what little I have seen of Holly Trev will positioning himself in the slipstream.

    • BoJangles

      waiting for her to open her book

  • Angry Croc

    No Bites yet, Trav. He’s a bit slow tonight.

    • Scanner

      No he’s had his lithium and it quietens him down for little while.

      • Angry Croc

        Or a quick reefer?

    • Anonymous

      “I think WO should set up an auto-responding bot in replacement of kosh, since he regurgitates the same shit over and over (just like a teacher, of course) in constant repetition.

      I’ll start a list of standard responses:

      “another right winger proving me right”
      “another person who can’t read”
      ” And adding to the proof of my rightness about the right wing.”
      “I’m a teacher because Im good for fuck all else”
      “I have a life away from the internet”

      • Kosh103

        Awwwww poor simple trav. Just cannot handle it.

      • EX Navy Greg

        You forgot one:
        “this is bad news for national”

    • Thorn

      He is on the hook now.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Slow learner, Trevor Mallard?
    He is a teacher in a previous life right?
    Say no more. Those who can do, those who can’t teach, those who can not teach become teachers

    • Angry Croc

      And Labour MPs.

    • Kosh103

      LMAO spoken like a true no nothing. Get a clue steve.

      • Muffin

        Hey Kosh we WON you LOST so fuck right off

      • Kosh103

        No and No muffin.

      • Gazzaw

        Kosh. Please explain at least twice a day you use LMAO. I can’t think for a minute why any of us here would ever want to comply with your requests to ‘lick me all over’.

        It’s quite amusing to have a tame troll here to lighten our days but that carrying things a tad too far.

      • It takes a nothing to know a nothing Kosh

      • Kosh103

        Oh gazz, now you are just being wrong. Icky.

      • Know…no no….oh and time’s about up on your stupidity. Contribute sensibly or fuck off.

      • Kosh103

        Excuse me WO? I seem to be the only one getting even close to the thread topic. How about telling your fans to contribute to the thread. Or is this just another example of right wing 2 faced action.

  • jay cee

    when does parliament sit next and when is this bike ride? meanwhile john key is holidaying in hawaii,or is that omaha beach maybe he could even be at his london flat.whatever. we on the left are too generous of spirit to begrudge him a break  as opposed  to all the above frothing at the mouth wild eyed bitter and twisted souls who still haven’t forgiven helen clark for keeping them  out of government for nine- long- years.

    • Muffin

      Hey
      Jay Cee the day that old Helen-grad suggested stuffing around with the water
      flow of my shower then I definitely knew she really did have fiths, I notice
      you didn’t mention the fact that during those 9 years she reigned how her and
      the twisted general pissed all the surplus against the wall. 

      • jay cee

        what all  $7 billion of the cullen fund that made bill english’s books look so good which hes borrowing against to keep us all in the style to which we’ve all become accustomed?

    • Kosh103

      LMAO – you forget, the right are 2 faced sods. They would never point out St Keys holiday carry ons because to them anything National does is all ok. Even if the left are doing the same thing.

      • Muffin

        Kosh I think you’ll find we do not begrudge people who actually have worked and earned a break.  Unlike two muppet MPs that will be cycling around during the month of February (when Parliment is back ).
        Kosh what school did you go to? I am only interested as I wouldnt want any of my family to go there.

      • So where did Maryan Street go for her holiday then Kosh? Oddly, you won’t see the Right making a big deal about it; but watch the Key Derangement Syndrome on display at The Standard; the old “mansion in Hawaii” jibes.

        As far as I’m concerned, being a politician is a prick of a job, and I don’t begrudge any of them a break; even Winston

      • Kosh103

        Muffin I think you will fnd they work harder than you are willing to give them credit for. But then I am not surprised that people on here are not willing to admit that the left MPs work hard. That would mean taking off the blinkers.

      • Street is tripping all over Italy, and skiting about same all over Twitter.

      • Kosh103

        @ WO, and whats your point? As far as I know it is still January, the House is not sitting and even St Key is on holiday. So what if Street is in Italy. What is it with you and the left MPs taking holidays? Are holidays only allowed if you blindly follow Saint John Key?

        Take the blinkers off.

    • The bike riding competition is for all of February fools. Parliament starts the first week of February.

      • Kosh103

        And if Mallard is not in the House when it sits THEN you have a right to bitch and moan. Till then this is just petty on your part.

  • Angry Croc

    Hey teacher Kosh, I think that you mean “true know nothing”. Spelling is not your forte.

    • Anonymous

      neither is wit, or common sense.

      • Kosh103

        Oh trav, keep trying. One day you might land more than a wet square of paper.

  • dad4justice

    Is Trevor Mallard going to smash someone in the face in the so called highest court in the land again Aunty Helen you warped Un dog?

  • dad4justice

    Oh right Cam you delete posts.

    FFS you libs are all the same. Do you want me here or you doing a Farrar act tough boy?

    • Anonymous

      and you are talking about….??

      • dad4justice

        Oh right, sorry I forgot to say Travdog, don’t drink m8.

    • Gazzaw

      Hullo?

      • Anonymous

        thou shalt stay off the internet whilst under the influence

    • Keep the frothing and spitting down, the comment about screaming at Mallard when he isn’t even here is just stupid.

      I’ll keep and eye out. But the last time you were here you ignored me, there will be no warnings for you this time. Step over my arbitrary line and it will be gone burgers…got it?

  • Wait, wait, wait! My previous guess as to Kosh’s identity was wrong, but I think I’ve got it this time! Kosh103 is Trevor Mallard – failed teacher, poor at debating, totally lost sight of all reality, reverts to childish retorts. It all fits!

    • Anonymous

      Bloody hell, you’re right!

  • Apolonia

    Wasn’t Trevor Mallard, Hamilton’s gift to Wellington. Makes you wonder what Wellington ever did?

  • Balanced View

    Good on Trevor Mallard. I don’t have any problem with this so long as it doesn’t detract from his duties to the New Zealand public. In some respects I find this aspect of him to be somewhat of a role model to us lazier individuals

  • Anonymous

    From my school days, I observed that teachers mostly all fit into one of two main categories. They are either Nasty, or Crazy. They sometimes, though rarely, overlap to create a Nasty And Crazy teacher. Kosh is clearly in the Nasty category. He reminds me of a teacher who got his rocks off by insisting everybody called him ‘sir’. If you didn’t respond with ‘yes sir’ when he called the roll, he’d go apeshit. Very narcissistic. Like kosh.

    There is a 3rd minor category which is the Excellent teacher, though very few teachers actually fit in this category. Excellent teachers usually end up having a gutsful of working along side Nasty and Crazy and they leave the profession. It’s important to note that while Nasty and Crazy can overlap with each other – Venn style – Excellent can never overlap with the other two. It would be like magnets repelling each other.

    Mallard on the other hand… I think he is feeling very insecure these days. He is lashing out at people on social media and taking up cycle races against non-cyclists so that he can feel better about himself. He is to be pitied, really.

    • Kosh103

      LMAO – yet more garbage about teachers from those who could neither do the job, or understand the job.

      Ahhhhhhh, self appointed experts, the joke of the the world.

      • Anonymous

        I suppose you’re not very good at reading which, unfortunately, is not too surprising for a teacher these days. I never claimed to know how to do the job or understand the job (though the old axiom holds true, that those who can, do; those who can’t, teach). I wasn’t offering any advice on how teachers should carry out their job. I don’t know how you got that from what I wrote, but I suppose you have reading and comprehension problems.
        What I wrote was my observations from my days as a student. I notice you are not challenging those observations directly, rather you’re attacking something I never said. So I assume that’s because you know my observations have quite a ring of truth to them.

  • Anonymous

    Actually if we got all the Labour and Green MPs to fuck off riding their bikes around the country all the time instead of participating in parliament we’d find the quality of output increase greatly! On ya bikes useless commies…

  • Lesley

    Politics – just a game to some MP’s.

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