What really happened to Happy Feet

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There are many theories about what happened to Happy Feet…I think I now know…he was kidnapped!

From the band When Pets Attack.


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  • Anonymous

    Hopefully an Orca got it, It’ll be the most expensive penguin it ever ate too.

  • Steve and Monique

    Happy meal,not happy feet