An email to a bigot

I regularly recieve correspondence that is weird, written by tin-foil hat wearers convinced there is a conspiracy here or there. Usually you can tell because they type all in caps, or attach pdf files that look like the old style cut and paste ransom letters. They generally use anonymous email addresses to “protect” their privacy because the SIS or other unnamed government agencies are spying on them. One day I will publish a full selection as a book to show just how bat shit mad they all are.

One recent correspondent is Barbara Faithfull (yes with two l’s). She has been writing about a homosexual and atheist conspiracy to take over the Police, Army, government and New Zealand society, they have a gay agenda don;t you know. I got sick of the tittle tattle and gossiping about this public figure or that public figure and the pro-homosexual tendencies. It is quite pathetic. So I sent her an email. I told her to desist from emailing me.

Only a truly stupid person would continue. And so this morning I received another email from her complaining about my post about marriage equality:

From: Barbara Faithfull
To: Whaleoil

Dear Cameron Slater,

Re today’s item on the Washington State House debate on homosexual “marriage” and your derisive “I’d like to see Bob McCoskrie argue against this”.

I think Mr. McCoskrie would do extremely well, and probably win the debate, if he was to present what is scandalously withheld from the public : the damning evidence of the wider international homosexual political agenda – to deliberately subvert the institution of marriage – which I set out in an e-mail to you on 11th January this year, but which you dismissed as mere “gossip” in your rude and irrational tirade to me of 2nd February.


My email to her on 2 February wasn’t rude or irrational. It provided a logical progression of thought about why she was a deranged bigot, a gossiper and annoying. I was polite but firm. I bCC’d a few other bloggers so they know I was polite but firm. However since she thought that was rude when it was not I thought I would reply to show what rude really looked like, and so here is my reply to a bigot.

From Whaleoil
To: Barbara Faithfull


You are a fucking slow learner. My reply to you was firm but polite. This one won’t be.

You are a fucking bigot, a single issue annoyance who gives Christians a bad name. Your hatred of people based ont heir sexuality suggests you have issues and ones that require the intervention of medical professionals since it seems you aren;t taking the advice God handed down to us in the Bible.

I asked you not to email me again with your homophobic rants and conspiracy theories and yet as is typical of morons like you you have chosen to ignore that advice. Well you reap what you sow you stupid bigoted irrational cow.

You are as creepy as that old wizened ACT guy who has an unhealthy interest in the sex life of Helen Clark’s husband…you are simply creepy.

As is usual you haven’t actually provided, and neither did any of the commenters on yesterdays blog post, any evidence or discussion that provides a conclusive argument against why two people shouldn’t “marry”. Other than religious bigoted responses that fail every logic test.

Using the procreation example if we logically followed that to its ultimate conclusion then marriage should only be extended to people capable of having children. That would mean that widows and widowers in their 60s would be prevented from marrying in your warped view of the world.

Romans 6:23 explains that the wages of all sin is death.

James 2:10 explains that all sin is equal

As does Matthew 7:1-5 and Isaiah 1:1-31. Might I suggest you read up on this since your bible reading seems to be lacking.

What these verses tell me is that your pridefulness and gossiping is as much a sin before the Lord as the dirty poofs you hate so much. The wages of all that sin, including your gossiping is exactly the same…death.

You dear lady are a terrible gossip, emailing bloggers, media, talk show hosts about the sexual preferences of people.

Gossip accuses people. It charges others with wrong. People love to talk about the alleged actions of others. Does the following sound familiar?

Listen to what God says about gossiping accusers: “An ungodly man digs up evil, and it is on his lips like a burning fire (Proverbs 16:27).

Gossip slanders neighbors. It destroys a person’s character or personal reputation. The Bible again tells up what happens to a gossip in Psalm 101:5 “Whoever secretly slanders his neighbor, him I will destroy”.

Gossip talks indiscreetly. People who say just anything that comes into their minds spread gossip, especially in emails. “A serpent may bite when it is not charmed; the babbler is no different” (Ecclesiastes 10:11).

In short, gossip is any communication that hurts people. “The words of a talebearer [a gossiper!] are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly” (Proverbs 18:8), King James Version.)

Finally I’ll ask that you read John 8:7 “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

As we have established you are not without sin, you are a dreadful gossip. We have also established that ALL sin is equal and that the wages of sin is death.

Might I suggest you take the words of Jesus as written in John and SHUT THE FUCK UP about other people and let them live their live before God without out the interference of gossiping harpies like yourself.

As far as I am concerned if two people love each other and want to get married then they should be able to…no ifs buts or maybes. If they want a mother in law then they can fill their boots.

What will be extremely amusing is you turning up to an eternity in hell for your gossip and sharing eternity with the inveterate rooter, the dirty old poof and the recalcitrant kiddy fiddler all adamant that you have committed no sin before your own eyes.

I suggest that you let each person live their life knowing that they have only to anser to god rather than to busybody bigots like you.

By all means if you wish to get famous in a bad way keep on emailing me.

Kind Regards


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