Bacon Roses

It is Valentines Day…what better way to celebrate than with a dozen bacon roses:

Flowers make a nice gift to the friend that needs a smile or for that special someone in your life. Roses are even better. But sometimes even roses don’t cut it. Sometimes you need something a little more non-cliché, something…extraordinary… Sometimes, you need BACON.


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  • Blokeintakapuna

    Brilliant – except if your misses is a Muslim – but then you “own” her anyway and can do what you like regardless… so Brilliant! Maybe airports should have bacon roses at each departure point – those that don’t like or complain about the smell – should be immediately strip searched for hidden weapons / bombs/Labour Party propaganda etc…

  • ConwayCaptain

    Is this what Mrs WO got on Valentines Day????

    • Hakim of phut

      Not  for Mrs WO , but a good idea for Mike King !

  • Damn – noone sent me those……!!

  • Hagar

    Are they Pigs Pricks?

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Thanks Hagar, beer coming out my nose!

  • Beckyw

    How good would they be?