Does Shearer have this?

Anatidaephobia – The fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you…


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  • Hakim of phut

    Anatidaephobia is an intense, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. Sometimes that fear can become so intense as to completely stop a person’s ability to maintain daily functioning. Unchecked, Anatidaephobia can become a debilitating condition that interferes with the person’s social life, their personal life and job responsibilities. Untreated, Anatidaephobia touches every aspect of a person’s life. 

    And then there is Anatidaephobia by proxy. When you spend  all your waking hours watching a duck.
     I wonder who has that !

    • Pokerface

      That’s the only funny thing I’ve read from you!  Had a humour transplant?

    • nzd.gbp

      Actually, wouldn’t Anatidaephobia by proxy mean a fear that someone else is being watched by a duck?

    • Vlad

      You’re getting better at handling your dextrophobia Hakim

      • Sarrs

        Had to google it but it did make me chuckle…good call

  • Troy

    Or could be monophobia, the fear of being alone.

  • Brenz660

    is it possible being taken duck hunting regularly would help?
    added bonus you could bag a couple of greenies at the same time