Face of the Day

Lucy Lawless is sitting on a derrick in overalls. She’d make more of an impact if she wore the same kit she wore in Spartacus.

If she gets arrested I would think about bailing her out provided she does a Whaleoil exclusive in her Spartacus kit:



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  • Spanishbride

    Face of the day? Really? Somehow I don’t think that your readers will be looking at her face.
    As for what she should be wearing, a pirate costume would be more appropriate and a closer match to her actions.

    • Pokerface

      Well said. Give ‘im heaps, S.B. – Wear him out tonight, and he won’t give her another thought! Pillow -talk with L.L. would be an all-time low.

  • Brian Smaller

    Nice tiling.

  • Guest

    I bet those nipples are significantly more erect after a night up the rig.

  • ConwayCaptain

    It is so chilly this morning she will have nipples like Tegel Turkey Timers

  • dad4justice

    This tree hugger Amazonian woman clearly shows us green peace has dropped the hairy huckster bush pig image. No amazia on those jugs.
    I wonder if this warrior gal could stop ducks falling out of the sky here in Quaketown?

    • Chrish4

      …aparrently they needed merkins on the set of Spartacus – due to the lack of suitably “hairy bush” pigs to be authentic to Roman times!

  • Bob

    Well, yes… I always thought she was genetically blessed, pity it didn’t extend to her IQ as well.

    Another of our b-list celebs that is a renowned ‘can’t’, can’t do that can’t do this… can’t can’t can’t. She is joined today by ‘can’t’ Hughes in the Hearld, can’t drill there, can’t frack that, can’t can’t can’t.

    How about instead of being can’ts the try being don’ts for awhile, don’t open there mouths until they have some real world practical ideas that could benefit NZ rather than a list of fantasies to create a utopian loony paradise.


  • Oliver Klozoff

    She should hold up a sign saying “drill here”

  • Dutyfree

    just let the boat sail, her protest will be more real when it is drilling in the artic

  • ConwayCaptain

    On a serious note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    After the Deepwater Horizon incident in the US Gulf the oil cos are going to go out of their way to make sure that all precautions are taken when drilkling.

    If these Z list stars actually did their homework instead of spouting the crap that they are told to read they would realise that this drilling is a safe as you can get.

    How many oil spills have there been from drilling in and around NZ since they statretd exploration in the early 70’s or may have been the 60’s.

    There is oil S of Bluff.  When Bunker Hunt was driolling there in about 75 they bought oil samples ashore however it was too deep for the technology at the time.

    In the 70’s I went into New Orleans and as you steam up from S of Florida the number of production platforms is INCREDIBLE.  You steam up a narrow fairway about 2-3 miles wide heading up for the US Gulf ports.

  • nero

    just take a drive past the colloseum Zena’s building for herself just up past the state housing area in kepa road, orakei

    pity she didn’t scale one of the cranes working on the site there.

    goodness gracious me,  with all the diggers, trucks, cranes and bulldozers that have already been  operating there for months on end, what the fuck does she think the run on – rubber bands!

    • ConwayCaptain


      You must realise that these people are of the do as we say not do as we do kind.

      Al Gore who is the greatest hypocrite out has one of the least energy efficient houses in the US and flies everywhere by private jet etc etc etc.

      These peiople wear clothes made from synthetic fibres, oil sourced.  They drive cars and fly everywhere and these run on oil and a lot of oil was used in the nabufacture of the products.

      She skips around the world by air and I bet her carbon footprint is a damn site bigger that anyone elses.

      I bet the NZ H doesnt show her huge mansion being built with cranes etc.  Cement is partly made with COAL.

  • George

    Dear Lucy, This is your captain speaking.  Pilot will be on board in one hour and we will let go and be under way for the Behring Sea 10 minutes after that.  If you do not wish to spend the next three weeks describing arcs across the sky then get your childish arse down to the main deck and make your way to the pilot ladder. If you want to stay up there please remember to piss to leeward.

    That is all.

    • ConwayCaptain


      I Like it.

      If they spew to windward the plums would come back before the peas!!!!!

      Remember in the days of sail only the BEST seamen were Topmen where they had to work in all weathers 140 ft above the deck with the ship moving all over the show.

      LL et co ain’t Topmen

  • AnonWgtn

    Stupid bitch.
    Sail away, but wait for Welshman Gareth Hughes – he is on his way.
    Loike her tits though.

  • Phar Lap

    That useless bitch,an eco terrorist.Resides in USA and jets here from time to time and then goes back to the very country that she is protesting against.The FBI attacked Mr Dotcom on a yet to be proven charge,Yet Lawless seems to use her tits and bum as a passage to greatness. Her USA visa should be cancelled, as well as the NZ Government should make Greenpeace an illegal terrorist group.

    • Gazzaw

      Have you noticed Phar Lap that all of the spokespeople for Greenpeace in NZ speak with foreign accents? Brit, Canadian, Californian. No doubt all making a very nice living while the Kiwi foot soldiers sell Greenpeace memberships in supermarket carparks to keep them in the manner to which they are accustomed. 

  • Kthxbai

    At last we can see where she hides her brains.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    I thought she had dark hair. Must have been photoshopped. The Lucy Ryan on the news looks nothing like that

  • Frederico

    A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction…..Oscar Wilde

  • Jagilby

    Shell should set sail and jettison her when they arrive in the Arctic